Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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