Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

kennah campion... being nice

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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