- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Kevin and Ramin

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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