- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A bar walks into a man

What's stupid a light bulb.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

pull my finger (farts)

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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