What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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