- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What stops a train? A missile

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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