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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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