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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Smelly Indians.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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