- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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