Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Neither did she.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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