What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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women's rights

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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