how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A guy walks into a bar

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Tucker Rivera

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Poker? I barely even know her.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

This is an anti-joke.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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