- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What fires shots? A gun

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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