- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

i wonder who made this website? a human

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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