Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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