- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

ask me if im a door yes

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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