- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

I am a mime

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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