- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

VITAMIN C!

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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