- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

how much fish could a chicken

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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