- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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