- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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