Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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