- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

I'm Polish.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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