An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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i committed murder

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Anti Joke

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