- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What has two legs? Half a cat

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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