What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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