- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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