- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

24

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??