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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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