- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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