why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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