Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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adam hodgson !

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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