- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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