- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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