What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are red.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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