2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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