Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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