So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Ehh

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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ewrg

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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