Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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