- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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