- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

whats brown and sticky a stick

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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