- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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