Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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