- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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