- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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