- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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