- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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