"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Tall asians

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Obama

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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