- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

what's the difference between a duck?

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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