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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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