Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What's just not right? Left

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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american idol

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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