- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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