- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's blue? The sky.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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