- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

i wonder who made this website? a human

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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