- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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