why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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