- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

I have a really funny joke.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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