what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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