Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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