- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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