What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Albino African Americans

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

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