And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

If you just read this, You're dead.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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