How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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