Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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sky silverstein

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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