- Anti Joke

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!