A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What's 9+10? 19

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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