How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Your mums a potato

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Please don't shoot me

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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WNBA

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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