What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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