- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What fires shots? A gun

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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