why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Take wrong turns

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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