Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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