What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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