- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How many light bulbs? 1

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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