Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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