- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

justin beiber sucks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A van drives into a car.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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