- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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