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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What are annoying? Ads.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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