If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A black man walks out of a police station

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A seal walks into a club.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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