A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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