- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

no

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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