- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Once, I went to Peru.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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