A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Gustavo Andrade

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Nickelback.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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