Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

John Cena for president

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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