Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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penis in the camel

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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