- Anti Joke

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish