- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

a black man pays his child support

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Knock knock... Home invasion

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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