How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What is the difference?

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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