What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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