Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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human centipede

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Anti Joke

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