- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Barack Obama.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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