- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

pull my finger (farts)

womens rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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