- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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