what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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