How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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