My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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