- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Ehh

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Your adopted

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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