What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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ur an fagit

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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