Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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You sick fiend

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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