a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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