What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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You are joking right?

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Communism hehe xd

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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