went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Communism hehe xd

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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