I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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