A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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