- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

knock knock go away

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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