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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

the WNBA.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Women deserve equal rights.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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