A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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