- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

The duck didn't cross the road.

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