- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

. . I am a whale

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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