whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What is green and slow Grass.

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