- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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