- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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