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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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