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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Get on the boat.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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