- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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