- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Read a Book.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

This is an anti-joke.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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