Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

People...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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