What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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swag

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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