what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

This is an anti-joke.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A dyslexic blind man

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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