Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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