:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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