Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Communism hehe xd

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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