You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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