- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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I'm Polish.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

I have cancer. And you're next.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

God is real.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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