- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

I wrote a funny joke.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Cameron is a r e t a r d

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Chuck Norris.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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