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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Grace Ackerson

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