- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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