- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

An orphan falls off a cliff.

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