- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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