What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

The cream, it is coming

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

I love pissing people off :P

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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