- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Sex

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

sucks Syntax...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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