Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Racial equality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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that wall over there ->

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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