Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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