- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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