Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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No it doesnt..

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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