- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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