Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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