- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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