- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

child labor

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Asian women drivers...

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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