why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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I C U P White stuff

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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