- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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