Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Penis

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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