- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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