What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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