- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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