My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Who is it?

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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