- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

whats black white and red all over an abused child

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Potassium? K.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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