- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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