- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What hurts like hell? HELL

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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