- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Penis

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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